Becalmed

A thought from what Douglas Adams calls “the long, dark, tea-time of the soul”.

A Wii wait

This thing had better be worth it, given the trouble I had actually getting it out of Currys!

Stymied

Switching broadband and phone contracts shouldn’t be this difficult. And yet, it is.

Strike three

I don’t normally give three chances; I frequently don’t even offer a second bite at the cherry.